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Sweet Baby Jake-sus Hurt? |
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Gloom and doom reigned over Husky training camp this weekend as Jake-sus "The Savior" Locker got a hangnail or something. Reports were that a massive hoard of butterflies flew into the practice facility and lifted him to the safety of the training room, where he was diagnosed. If Locker is hurt for any amount of time, the Huskies fans' optimisim hopes for the long-awaited return to glory will have to diminish by at least a little... but then infinity minus 1 is still a pretty damn big number.
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Savannah Goes Over the Top |
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Full course credit to Cougfan.com poster 89steepÂ
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Huskies player 2 for 2, at .241 |
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 Husky TE Chris Izbicki was caught with his liver down, blowing a .241 on the Trentontuimeter, resulting in two criminal charges.
 .241?
That's literally off the charts: it's more than twice the level that a 100 pound weakling would be at if he drank 5 drinks in one hour. Or put another way, it's more than twice Ty's Saturday night "medicine."
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